Sparkles and Lightning

Let's fangirl together

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me:
*washes all the dishes without being asked*
mom:
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT TO WASH THE ONE THING SITTING IN AN OBSCURE PLACE ON THE STOVE BEHIND YOU GOD CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE
me:
this is why i never wash the dishes. i get yelled at less.